If you listen to Spotify, then soon enough Spotify may listen to you.

Spotify Secures Horrifying Patent to Monitor Users’ Speech
by Wren Graves
on January 28, 2021, 4:44pm
If you listen to Spotify, then soon enough Spotify may listen to you.
U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has ruled the expression is too “commonplace.”
But it’s, like, a really high-class, technologically advanced shopping bag.
Audiences would finally be forced to look at the stage instead of a screen.
Sorry, Swifties, you’ll have to get down to some OTHER beat.