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Bill Burr narrates clip of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, says what we’re all thinking — watch

on August 03, 2016, 6:10pm


Bill Burr’s comedic genius rests in his ability to point out the absurd in the everyday. Take, for example, this new video in which he narrates over a scene from Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The clip comes from an episode where Khole is driving Kylie, Kim, and Kim’s child with Kanye West, North, through less than ideal conditions in Wyoming. As a truck passes her, she loses control of the SUV she’s driving and skids off the side of the road.

Drama is meant to ensue, but Burr sees it differently. Referring to the sisters by nicknames of his own creation — Power Forward (Khloe), the Meerkat (Kylie), and Sploogie (Kim) — he details how the whole situation is really just Khloe being an idiot.

“The big one, Captain fuckin’ Kirk took no responsibility whatsoever and was actually mad at old Sploogie back there because she was upset with her,” Burr says before jumping into valley-girl like impersonations. He’s actually completely on Sploogie’s Kim’s side on this one, which is just more evidence that she’s currently winning the popularity contest with Taylor Swift.

Whether Burr was bored or just has a personal disdain towards the Kardashians and all they represent, we may never know. (But let’s be real, it’s probably the latter.) Either way, a thank you is in order.

Watch the clip above.