Looking for something similar to, but not quite exactly like, Scientology? Perhaps Decemberism is for you! At least that’s what The Decemberists hope in their “Cavalry Captain” music video, which plays out like a late-night infomercial for their new
cult religion, grainy graphics and all. Frontman Colin Meloy heads up the whole operation, and convincingly so, and guarantees its followers happiness and unicorn GIFs.
Watch the Daniel Kaufman-directed clip below.